sparquelito Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 A new friend on Facepage posted this morning that he was new to this guitar culture, and he wished to know about such acronyms as, 'MIM' and terms like 'humbuckers'. I obliged, and penned a brief and not-terribly all-inclusive list of just such acronyms and unique guitar terms. Please feel free to borrow, and please add to my list. I typed it up in about an hour, and only so much care went into it. I'm sure you guys and gals could add to the quality and quantity of the thing. đ AA, AAA Industry grading of flame maple tops on guitars. AA means handsome wood grain, and the two sides nearly match. AAA means extremely beautiful good grains, and the two sides match exactly. Acoustic A hollow guitar with a sound hole, and no onboard pickups, jack, or electronics. A true acoustic guitar is fabulous for playing by the campfire with friends, but must be played up close to a microphone when performing for a larger audience. Acoustic-Electric An acoustic guitar with some form of pickup, that can be plugged into an amplifier for a larger, louder sound than a mere acoustic guitar. Axe A performerâs instrument. Usually means âguitarâ, but the expression began with jazz players, and generally meant, âmy hornâ. Example. âHey man, come on up to my loft at ten. Me and some cats are gonna jam.â âSure. Iâll just go get my axe.â Belly cut A guitar body design wherein a portion of the wood is carved out to make room for the performerâs stomach. The more beer a guitar player consumes, generally the larger the belly cut. âBurst Guitarist expression for a âsunburstâ finish Cut Cutaway. A scoop made in the carving of the guitar body to allow for easier access to the higher frets. A Les Paul is a single-cutaway guitar shape, or âsingle-cutâ. DC A double cutaway body shape. An old Gibson Junior (like Joan Jett favors) is a DC. Hamer makes a lot of double cutaway guitars. A Fender Strat is an âoffset double cutawayâ, in that the cutaway shapes are asymmetrical. Diva A self-absorbed singer or performer. Diva originally meant, âsuper star female singerâ but now can mean âthat band member who is a complete pain in the ***, is fond of making demands, and isnât much help loading in or loading out the heavy gear at gigsâ. Dive A bar or club that is a bit seedy, and is frequented by men and women of low station. Bands usually get their start playing in dives. Drunk Guy The hyper-inebriated bar or club patron who inevitably comes to visit the stage to either: * request that the band play âFree Birdâ by Lynyrd Skynyrd * tell us that he plays guitar too, if we want to have him up for a jam or, * make passes at the girl singer, and tell her sheâs real pretty Electric Among guitar players and collectors, an âelectricâ means an electric guitar as opposed to an âacousticâ. âDude, bring one electric and one acoustic to the recording session.â An electric is normally a solid-body guitar (though not always), and has one or more pickups, a jack where the guitar cable end goes, and may feature onboard electronics, a pre-amp, and a battery. A Fender Telecaster is an electric guitar. âFaced ****-faced. Exceedingly drunk. Most drummers get âfaced at the gig, and get accused by the other band members of playing either too fast or too slow. âFloyd The Floyd Rose guitar tremolo system, featuring a tremolo arm embedded in a multi-axis tremolo block, multiple springs, a locking nut, and minuscule knobs for making minor and frequent adjustments to each stringâs pitch or tuning. See âEddie Van Halenâ Gee-tar This is how many older British players pronounce the word âguitarâ. George Harrison most famously. HH A guitar setup featuring two humbucking pickups. HH may also be called a âdual humbuckerâ design. HSS Similarly, a guitar design featuring a Humbucking pickup and 2 single-coil pickups. (You can guess, at this point, what âHSHâ means.) Hofner Or, âthe Hofnerâ. A violin shaped electric bass guitar, like the one made popular by Paul McCartney and The Beatles. Hofner also makes a variety of other stringed instruments, but that violin bass is iconic. Holy Grail An expression meaning, âthe idealâ, or very best. A player who covets a particular guitar, pickup, vintage of instrument, or wah pedal often call that their âholy grailâ item. See â1959 Gibson Les Paulâ J See âJointâ Joint A expression meaning âplace where the band shows up to play or practiceâ. Joint = house, room, apartment, club, bar, or dance hall. Joint can also mean, âa marijuana cigaretteâ. Drummers and bass players are inordinately fond of smoking joints. âK Short for âokayâ, or âyes, of courseâ. Example; Singer: Dude, the drummer is too drunk to drive home. Can you give him a lift in your van? Me: âK. But he better not puke on my shag carpet. LP A Les Paul electric guitar. May refer to any Les Paul-shaped guitar, whether it was made by Gibson or not. LP may alse mean, âLong Playing vinyl record albumâ. Many modern music fans are buying vinyl now. LS Long Scale. Scale length is the distance between the nut (at the top of the guitar fingerboard) and the bridge, near the bottom of the guitar. Gibson Les Paul guitars generally feature a 24 ž inch scale length, and Fender Strats go 25 ½ or so. Anything longer than that is called Long Scale. MIA A guitar made in America In military circles, MIA also means âMissing In Actionâ, like when the drummer disappears to talk to a drunk ugly girl, and canât be found when itâs time to begin playing the 3rd set. MIC A guitar made in China MIJ A guitar made in Japan MIM A guitar made in Mexico âNorlin Gibson electrics produced during the "Norlin era" were guitars made from 1970 through 1983; these are considered by many Gibson fans to be the worst guitars. O Face The passionate facial expression that a guitar player affects when he or she is playing a particularly awesome guitar solo. âPaul Guitar player slang for âGibson Les Paulâ. Pickups The items mounted in the guitar that capture the string vibrations and send that signal to an amplifier or Public Address system. Normally a magnet wrapped many, many times in copper wire. Responsible for a fair amount of each guitarâs unique or individual âtoneâ. Pointy Guitar Any guitar featuring radical body shapes, pointed edges, and a pickup configuration that invites the playing of lightning fast riffs and lead runs. See âIbanezâ Pups A slang expression for guitar pickups. âPupsâ are normally changed out on a weekly basis by bedroom players in their quest for the mythological, unattainable âperfect toneâ. QC Quality Control. The production of well-made, consistently top-quality guitars, no matter what the price point. When a guitar is found to be poorly put together, the guitar manufacturer (and all their employees, and their parents and grandparents) find themselves branded as having âlousy QCâ. RR The Red Rocker Guitar player and singer Sammy Hagar. SSS An electric guitar featuring 3 single-coil pickups. The original Fender Stratocasters were of the SSS design. Strat Slang for âStratocasterâ. May refer to any Stratocaster-shaped guitar, whether it was made by Fender or not. Tele Slang for âTelecasterâ. May refer to any Telecaster-shaped guitar, whether it was made by Fender or not. Tone The much revered sounds that emanate from a guitar playerâs amplifier. The subject of much debate involving the chief contributor of tone, including the guitar wood weight and density, type of pickups, composition of the bridge, thickness of strings, type of guitar amplifier, type of amp speaker, type of amp tubes, and type of material used in the nut. All of these theories are by and large over-blown. Tone is mostly in the playerâs fingers, and style of execution. Tone Wood The notion that the type, weight, or density of wood matters to guitar tone. This is a fallacy, of course. Tone is, again, mostly in the playerâs fingers. Top-wrap A technique employed by players of Les Paul-style guitars, wherein the strings are fed thru the tail piece backwards, wrapped over the top of the surface of the tail piece, and then so on across the frets and on to the nut and tuning pegs. This is believed to improve guitar tone, and to lessen the break angle on the strings for some supposed improved feel and ease of string bending. Iâm not a fan, and it strikes me as a passing fad or fancy of the moment. Tube A conventional guitar amplifier vacuum tube or âvalveâ. Often considered to be a key component of, or contributor to, guitar tone. Donât even get me started. V A V-shaped guitar. The Gibson Flying V most notably, though other guitar manufacturers make V-shaped guitars, and they sell like hot cakes to mostly older players endeavoring to recapture their misspent youth. Z The z-axis on a guitar knob mounted to a control or potentiometer that clicks up and down (in addition to rolling this way or that, to adjust the electric guitarâs Volume or Tone). Popular Z-axis features include coil splitting, coil tapping, or the activation of onboard effects. Okay, thatâs all I can think of for now. Iâm sure that other players can add to this list, and improve it over time.𤨠 Quote
Rabs Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Neck Dive: When a neck is too heavy and keeps heading for the ground unless you hold it all the time or get a wide leather strap.. Firebird X: WORST GUITAR EVER!!!!!! See video to see what happened to them. Yes.. Thats just how bad they were.... đ  1 Quote
rct Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Trainwreck: When the four band members all start it off spectacularly, two starting the song on the list, two starting two entirely different songs. Missed: When I get on the mic and I shouldn't have. Doubling: STOP SINGING MY PART. rct 1 Quote
rct Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Cymbals: Hardware the drummer hangs up for the guitar player to headstock all night. Headstock: That part of the guitar designed to hold the tuning machines and a smoke. See Cymbals. rct 1 Quote
'Scales Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Gear (aka Sh!t) PA and band equipment - usage depends on timing - I.e pre gig: "let's get the gear set up on stage", post gig:Â "let's get this sh!t packed up" 1 Quote
Rabs Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) He may also need a separate one to start describing sound like.. Creamy Scooped mids Crunchy etc đ  Edited June 26, 2020 by Rabs 1 Quote
Rabs Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Ohh and especially if hes talking online G.A.S. Guitar or Gear Acquisition Syndrome. Quote
mihcmac Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 P-90 .... the correct direction to hit a urinal. Soapbar.... helps keep a blues player clean. Dogear .... what a basset hound steps on when he's drunk.. Quote
rct Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 rct language Front Pickup:Â The one closest to the neck. Back Pickup:Â The one closest to the bridge. rct 1 Quote
rct Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Clipped Harmonic: The art of plucking and then immediately stopping the vibration of a string, resulting in the highest harmonic content a human can hear, relative to where along the string plucked and relative to the pickup(s) being used. Often, very often, far too often erroneously referred to as pinched harmonic. Why did people start saying that? rct Quote
rct Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Wheedly part: That section of the guitar neck from 15th fret up. A dangerous area often ventured into with limited success, sometimes leading to a solo Trainwreck. rct Quote
saturn Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 1 hour ago, rct said: Wheedly part: That section of the guitar neck from 15th fret up. A dangerous area often ventured into with limited success, sometimes leading to a solo Trainwreck. rct I've wrecked that train many times. đ Quote
'Scales Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 2 hours ago, rct said: Wheedly part: That section of the guitar neck from 15th fret up. A dangerous area often ventured into with limited success, sometimes leading to a solo Trainwreck. rct Wasted fret wire on my guitars Quote
merciful-evans Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 A few there I never heard of. K, RR, Z, Gee-tar and O-face  đ  Quote Tone WoodThe notion that the type, weight, or density of wood matters to guitar tone.This is a fallacy, of course.Tone is, again, mostly in the playerâs fingers.  IMO True when referring to solidbody. Not true when referring to acoustic tone. As for 'tone is in the fingers'. I still think that's a popular meme, that sounds attractive but doesn't mean anything. Quote
jdgm Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 4 hours ago, merciful-evans said:  O-face   Gurn!! 1 Quote
Karloff Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) "Lounge Lizards", indigenous to said "Dive". proficient at morale boosts for young musicians. Edited June 26, 2020 by Karloff Quote
'Scales Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 Tambourine mechanism to facilitate unwarranted non-band participation in performances ( see also: Lead singer's girlfriend, Fat chicks) 1 1 Quote
SteveFord Posted June 26, 2020 Posted June 26, 2020 (edited) Tone A byproduct of vintage plastics (or molecularly correct recreations of such items) Edited June 26, 2020 by SteveFord 1 Quote
jaxson50 Posted June 29, 2020 Posted June 29, 2020 (edited) The A system of grading wood is used on other than flamed wood, it is better explained on this link https://www.timbretone.com/GradingSpruce.html  As you can see, it is also used for grading all types of tone woods Here is another informative source about tone wood grading https://www.lmii.com/blog/2017/10/07/wood-grading/ Edited June 29, 2020 by jaxson50 Quote
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