Whitefang Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 When the only things you reach into your wallet for are... Money Charge cards A spare key. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 When the main reason your taking Cialis is for the side effects...temporary loss of hearing and vision. This way you don't have to look at her or listen to her. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Just now, gearbasher said: When the main reason your taking Cialis is for the side effects...temporary loss of hearing and vision. Hell. You know you're getting old when you don't need the Cialis for the side effects, and those effects aren't temporary. Whitefang 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted August 17, 2022 Author Share Posted August 17, 2022 When you see a video on Youtube labelled Classic Rock and there is a picture of John Bon Jovi on the thumbnail.. And then you groan out loud 🙂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 If you see celebrity spokespersons you always though of as a young whipper snapper doing ads for AARP, you may be old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 16 hours ago, Whitefang said: When the only things you reach into your wallet for are... Money Charge cards A spare key. Whitefang You look for yourself in your wallet? Thank stars I'm not that old yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 (edited) Nah. Just reflecting how in our youth, many guys reached in their wallet to retrieve the condom they had stored there. I don't really see where I claimed to look for myself there. If YOU did, then I too can claim I hope I never get that old. Whitefang Edited August 18, 2022 by Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 You really hope they stop scheduling you for colonoscopies at 6 month intervals. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Remember when you were younger and tried to pass as 18 to buy beer ? You know you're old ... When you stop trying to pass for under 65, and ask the sweet young thing behind the counter for a Senior Discount. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 12 hours ago, SteveFord said: You really hope they stop scheduling you for colonoscopies at 6 month intervals. You know...that's the truth.....I have a family history of colon/prostate cancer..... I had to start getting a colonoscopy every 3 years since I turned 60. Last year, the doctor said, no need anymore.... if a polyp WAS found, it wouldn't become a problem (cancerous) in what's left of my life! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 On 8/18/2022 at 3:27 PM, Whitefang said: Nah. Just reflecting how in our youth, many guys reached in their wallet to retrieve the condom they had stored there. I don't really see where I claimed to look for myself there. If YOU did, then I too can claim I hope I never get that old. Whitefang Its just your signature at the bottom looks like its part of the list... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 You know you’re getting old when you forgot to ask for a senior discount, but they gave it to you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 You know when you're getting old when you realize you shouldn't have chosen such a dark color when you remodeled your bathroom 20 years ago. Makes it impossible to check the color of your "output". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 When you get up with your head full of plans for the day and you don't do any of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, merciful-evans said: When you get up with your head full of plans for the day and you don't do any of them. That's pretty much everyday for me. Man! I got old! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 1 hour ago, merciful-evans said: When you get up with your head full of plans for the day and you don't do any of them. Or that you don't realize you've already done them. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 When you start bragging about how old you are, instead of trying to look/act younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted August 20, 2022 Share Posted August 20, 2022 When you don't have any metric tools. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdecantoo Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 When you acknowledge that “bustin a move” may result in “bustin a hip”! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdecantoo Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 When you are scrolling through the Chanel line up looking for something to watch on tv, then have another thought that leaves you scrolling for five minutes and not having a clue what you just scrolled through. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 When one of the last big parties you went to was one of your children's retirement parties. Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 When you consult the paper on the fridge and it says that today I may have chicken broth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 When they tell you that “you’re aging gracefully,” it really means your looking worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 11 hours ago, MissouriPicker said: When they tell you that “you’re aging gracefully,” it really means your looking worse. We should all endeavour to age disgracefully. Yes, I'm serious. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 23, 2022 Share Posted August 23, 2022 On 8/17/2022 at 1:44 AM, SteveFord said: Never did find that pair of socks I'm sure I brought downstairs with me. Cherry and I found a gadget we liked at a clients house (a home sit). I managed to find out where they were from and bought two. I wrapped one for her birthday. I had to hide my one so not to spoil the surprise. It was her birthday two months ago and I haven't seen my one since. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.