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22 hours ago, merciful-evans said:

I had to look that up (over 50s)

We have one for the over 60s. Its called Silver Voices. 

Yeah?  Well, WE have SILVER SNEAKERS(senior gyms and apps)  and SILVER SINGLES( for old folks who want to bump uglies)  [wink]

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1 hour ago, Whitefang said:

Yeah?  Well, WE have SILVER SNEAKERS(senior gyms and apps)  and SILVER SINGLES( for old folks who want to bump uglies)  [wink]

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They sounds good. Especially after scoring energy supplements & viagra.

Silver Voices is political, lobbying for our welfare (State Pension / free TV Licence / etc)

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6 hours ago, Whitefang said:

Yeah?  Well, WE have SILVER SNEAKERS(senior gyms and apps)  and SILVER SINGLES( for old folks who want to bump uglies)  [wink]

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AARP is financially supported by United Health Care, for hawking that company’s  Medicare supplemental insurance to its members.  Billion$. 

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21 hours ago, merciful-evans said:

 

Silver Voices is political, lobbying for our welfare (State Pension / free TV Licence / etc)

That TV license is something I still don't understand.  You need a license to own or watch TV?    And are there any tests to pass like when getting a driver's license?   😜

16 hours ago, fortyearspickn said:

AARP is financially supported by United Health Care, for hawking that company’s  Medicare supplemental insurance to its members.  Billion$. 

I wasn't asking anything about AARP.  But  as to United Health Care....  will they check your zip code?  [blink]  :rolleyes:

20 hours ago, mihcmac said:

When you step into an elevator and its playing your favorites.

I've mentioned this before.  I "rewrote" parody lyrics to Bob Dylan's "It's All Over Now(Baby Blue)"  and called it  "It's All Over Now(Baby Boom)"  [wink]

And one line went.....

"The music that the elevator plays/ are all the songs from your old rebel days".  \:D/

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If you watch live TV broadcasts on a television set in the UK, the law is that you must buy a TV licence.  The money funds the BBC. 

I am not sure how/if it applies to streaming on computers.  I watch youtube but don't stream and don't have a TV.

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11 hours ago, jdgm said:

If you watch live TV broadcasts on a television set in the UK, the law is that you must buy a TV licence.  The money funds the BBC. 

I am not sure how/if it applies to streaming on computers.  I watch youtube but don't stream and don't have a TV.

Additionally: The BBC have the address of every premises in Britain and if any one of them does not have a TV licence, letters to those addresses are auto generated. They threaten fines and visits by 'enforcement officers'. If you still don't buy a licence the letters are of increasing severity. I just got one with INVESTIGATION AUTHORISED written on the envelope. The letters assume guilt. They send out 3,000 letters every day (costing £9 million in 2020).

TV Licensing are adept at scaring people into buying a licence. 

The BBC are pleading poverty. Saying they don't have enough money to operate. They want more than the £3.2 billion a year they already get. 

Legally you can own TVs and stream all you want, just not watch or record broadcast TV. I will try to video the next enforcement visit I get. 

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In the US we have a law... I think it's called  "The Commerce Clause"  which prohibits any government entity from forcing you to purchase anything.    I'd be really un-happy if some brownshirt came to my door asking for a monthly check simply because I owned a television set.  Of course, we have National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System - they're  just more creative in how they get our money. 

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1 hour ago, fortyearspickn said:

In the US we have a law... I think it's called  "The Commerce Clause"  which prohibits any government entity from forcing you to purchase anything.    I'd be really un-happy if some brownshirt came to my door asking for a monthly check simply because I owned a television set.  Of course, we have National Public Radio and the Public Broadcasting System - they're  just more creative in how they get our money. 

It must be one of those old laws no longer on the books.  Or states managed to get around it by pleading "states rights".  Here in Michigan,  there's a law, passed by our legislature(a government entity)  that you can't legally drive a car without buying auto insurance.  Which of course, is a government entity forcing us to purchase something.  Signed into law in the '80's by former Gov. John Engler(r) who also signed into law a measure that makes our state tax refunds considered taxable income.  [cursing]

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21 hours ago, badbluesplayer said:

Bad pumpkin pie reminds me of being in the hospital.

That's fine, but now that I'm older, if I eat good pumpkin pie it still reminds me of being in the hospital.

Never had pumpkin pie in a hospital.  Good or bad.  But was "lucky" if I got a piece of lemon meringue pie where the meringue wasn't as rubbery as the pie filling.  [wink]  And after my gallbladder surgery the only thing I was allowed was tepid vegetable broth.  🤢

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