Mr. Natural Posted July 18, 2022 Share Posted July 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: We are born and for a while we poop in diapers, then we get old and go out the same way. David Letterman became a father when he was 56 years old. During his monologue the night after his son was born, he said something to the effect that, with any luck, he and his son "will both have teeth at the same time." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 My son had his first child they same year my father died. That knocked me up one slot from a relatively save middle to the top slot - next to expire. I need to check my 'best by' date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 You know you are getting old when...... If you want to get high, all you have to do is stand up too quickly. These days when I get up I have to sit for a minute or 2 just to stabilize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 14 minutes ago, jdgm said: You know you are getting old when...... If you want to get high, all you have to do is stand up too quickly. These days when I get up I have to sit for a minute or 2 just to stabilize. You know you're getting old when...... You don't get high any more. You just get stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbluesplayer Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 You know you're old when you go around telling all your younger friends how Social Security and Medicare work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 You know you're getting old when... you spend way too much time on internet forums. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 44 minutes ago, gearbasher said: You know you're getting old when... you spend way too much time on internet forums. Do you think we need a nurse here yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 When you can't find your key for your keyless ignition. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 (edited) 23 hours ago, mihcmac said: When you can't find your key for your keyless ignition. Yes.; where the hell did I leave my.....and "what did I come in here for?" Or "why have I opened the fridge door?" Questions every oldie asks themselves....often! Which is why I like this emoji Edited July 29, 2022 by jdgm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 When you think of Metallica as being new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 years ago, I worked with some guys, and we’d go out after work for a beer, ( or 3). We once went into a bar with a young female bartender. One of the guys was a real skirt chaser, (even though married with grown kids). So….he started putting the moves on this young girl. She said to him…”I think I know you!” Suddenly Louie started getting a little worried! Then she exclaimed, “YES! You’re Jennifer’s father! I used to come over to your house and play with Jennifer when I was a kid!” The rest of us laughed so hard we all fell off the bar stools! 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 (edited) You know your getting old when.... "The thrill is gone" and you can relate. Why did I want to edit? Edited July 29, 2022 by CROWB8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 10 hours ago, CROWB8 said: You know your getting old when.... "The thrill is gone" and you can relate. Why did I want to edit? ... when the thrill is gone, and you don't miss it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 When the weekend is for resting? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, Pinch said: When the weekend is for resting? Once I retired, I never know what day it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 23 minutes ago, Murph said: Once I retired, I never know what day it is. That's 100% true....but I sure don't mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 When you notice the floor is getting farther and farther away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 1 hour ago, mihcmac said: When you notice the floor is getting farther and farther away. Helium? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted July 29, 2022 Share Posted July 29, 2022 33 minutes ago, merciful-evans said: Helium? When I drop something on the ground it is much harder to reach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 13 hours ago, mihcmac said: When I drop something on the ground it is much harder to reach. ...aahh! gotcha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 18 hours ago, mihcmac said: When I drop something on the ground it is much harder to reach. Or not harder to reach, but getting back up is the problem. Even if just bending over. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted July 30, 2022 Share Posted July 30, 2022 All of the above I think... When I go shopping, no matter where I stand I am always in the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 15 hours ago, mihcmac said: All of the above I think... When I go shopping, no matter where I stand I am always in the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Why do I keep trying to assign Forum Members to each of the characters in that poster? Guy playing the Martin - easy choice... guy playing the mandolin...yep.... Why do bass players always seem a little weirder than anyone they are with? ... lots of choices there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 1 hour ago, fortyearspickn said: Why do bass players always seem a little weirder than anyone they are with? ... lots of choices there... They're on a different wavelength. Subsonic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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