jdgm Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 21 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: 1990: The Internet will put all of human knowledge at our fingertips, ushering in a new age of enlightenment. Now: People have stopped vaccinating their kids, think the earth is flat, and fall into the Grand Canyon while taking selfies for Instagram. This is not so much funny as stupid. And (unfortunately) all too true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mr. Natural Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Teacher: Johnny, how old is your father? Johnny: He is 6 years old. Teacher: Johnny, that's impossible! You, yourself, are 6 years old. Johnny: He only became a father when I was born. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jdgm Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 (edited) A few days ago I found that someone had stuffed some celery through my letterbox. It keeps happening, and I've realised - I'm being stalked. Edited February 11, 2021 by jdgm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 Having a bladder infection means urine trouble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sparquelito Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 "I'm flying!!"🙄 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 Ate at an outdoor restaurant last night and it was a disaster. It was pouring rain and I got drenched! Took me two hours to finish the soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted February 19, 2021 Share Posted February 19, 2021 When I was a kid I wanted to play a guitar really bad. Now, after decades of practice, I can play a guitar really bad. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted February 21, 2021 Share Posted February 21, 2021 This drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, goes in the confessional, sits down and doesn’t say anything. After 10 seconds or so, the priest coughs a couple times to get the guys attention, but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the priest knocks on the wall three times and the drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin’! No paper on this side either! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 On 2/22/2021 at 3:13 AM, ghost_of_fl said: I REALLY like this picture. Wholesome approval Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted February 26, 2021 Share Posted February 26, 2021 How many fingers am I holding up..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 18 hours ago, mihcmac said: How many fingers am I holding up..? My guess is one, but WHICH one I'll pass on answering. Regardless.... No... I won't pull it! Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted February 27, 2021 Share Posted February 27, 2021 2 hours ago, Whitefang said: My guess is one, but WHICH one I'll pass on answering. Regardless.... No... I won't pull it! Whitefang I am in Hawaii so it would have to be a Shaka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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merciful-evans Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 On 2/26/2021 at 8:36 PM, mihcmac said: How many fingers am I holding up..? question 2/ does it hurt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 (edited) My wife told me to take out the trash. I told her, "You cooked it. YOU take it out." Edited March 8, 2021 by Mr. Natural To correct punctuation. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted March 8, 2021 Share Posted March 8, 2021 Sure, skydiving is scary-as-hell, but have you ever been at someone else’s house and the toilet won’t flush? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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