american cheez Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 with any human ever born, not immediate family, dead or alive. who is it what do you say/do/ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Jesus. Was he real and is there a god. Or the man in charge of the Roswell incident. Did one crash and have they got bodies etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Lee Harvey Oswald. "Tell me what happened." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelT Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Randy Rhoads. I'd give him a choice of which guitar of mine he wanted to play and then just play some guitar with the guy and hope he doesn't critique the way I play his songs and at the end, get him to play one of mine with me and RECORD IT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeman Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Ann Margaret ca. Bye Bye Birdie. I'll only need 2 minutes thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Jesus. Was he real and is there a god. Better bring a newspaper just in case he wasnt real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Better bring a newspaper just in case he wasnt real! One of the best comments ever. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Dog Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 Col. Sanders. Original or extra crispy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelly campbell Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 In my family I would like to talk to my father. He passed away right after I turned 21. I was in the military and saw him very little the last three years of his life. That was in 1980 so I really never got to know him as an adult. Too many things I would talk to him about to list. Sorry I guess I mis-read the part about not immediate family. Probably someone connected to the JFK assasination, I dont know about oswalt, I think he knew less than what we think. Maybe Carlos Marcello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
american cheez Posted June 1, 2017 Author Share Posted June 1, 2017 well, me.... i don't think i would get any important answers from historical figures to mysteries. if i did, i'm not sure i would believe it, or even if i did, know what to with what i was told. so i think instead....i would spend those 30 minutes smoking weed with george washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I've been trying to arrange a meeting with a financial adviser (Carl) for 3 whole days. I'd settle for him right now. (I'd ask his advice about retirement) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Scales Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I've been trying to arrange a meeting with a financial adviser (Carl) for 3 whole days. I'd settle for him right now. (I'd ask his advice about retirement) I wouldn't bother, he'll spend the whole 30 mins trying to flog you life insurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Interesting question. 30 minutes isn't much time and I am assuming the implication is that the person wouldn't just feel above you and ignore you, which is what I would fear. If they were up for anything this is a naughty question and there are lots of famous girls I'd take the time with. Okay, I am going to be very shallow and female about this. I'd spend the time with Tesla, but I'd not bother to talk because there is no way I could absorb that level of intellect. I'd just let him get me pregnant. I'd want to have his baby. This is the one thing we women can do that you guys can't. Take that 30 minutes and expand it well beyond that time in a way. Granted, with my level of genius, there would be a handicap, but I'd hope the child would inherit enough Tesla to do some good in this world. Tesla was kind of hot, though, for reals! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Stagger Lee, just to get his side of the story, short of that, Robert Johnson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I'm easy, Marilyn Monroe. Just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karloff Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 I would go back and change my name to Tesla. (sorry, i couldn't help myself, lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
american cheez Posted June 1, 2017 Author Share Posted June 1, 2017 Interesting question. 30 minutes isn't much time and I am assuming the implication is that the person wouldn't just feel above you and ignore you, which is what I would fear. If they were up for anything this is a naughty question and there are lots of famous girls I'd take the time with. Okay, I am going to be very shallow and female about this. I'd spend the time with Tesla, but I'd not bother to talk because there is no way I could absorb that level of intellect. I'd just let him get me pregnant. I'd want to have his baby. This is the one thing we women can do that you guys can't. Take that 30 minutes and expand it well beyond that time in a way. Granted, with my level of genius, there would be a handicap, but I'd hope the child would inherit enough Tesla to do some good in this world. Tesla was kind of hot, though, for reals! i thought about tesla as well! but like you, i know my own intellect is far too weak to absorb anything important he may have told me. i thought about some awesome ladies, like gina lollabrigida, hedy lamarr,(another awesome genius for you) selma hayek, terri garr, kathleen turner. but really, those ladies have the pick of any man they could ever want. i doubt there's anything i could do for them that some hollywood hunk couldn't do better. unless i could shave a few decades from my age. then it might not be so one-sided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted June 1, 2017 Share Posted June 1, 2017 Ok, I'm going the musical route, and possibly realistic, in my dreams ... Alex Lifeson. He and I both have a duplicates of my Les Paul set up through duplicates of my rig. He teaches me every RUSH guitar rif/song we can come up with in the 30 minutes, along the way getting his advice on how my rig set-up sounds. Of course, we would pass over the easy ones, that I already know, and concentrate on the ones that I may need a little help with. I might add, that we would be having so much fun, that he extends the time to whatever he feels like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Ann Margaret ca. Bye Bye Birdie. I'll only need 2 minutes thanks. You have a problem with pre mature ejaculation? Can I say that here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
american cheez Posted June 2, 2017 Author Share Posted June 2, 2017 that he extends the time to whatever he feels like. he probably would, irl. he seems like that kind of guy from what i have seen of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinch Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Hmm. Can't really think of anyone in particular. Is that weird? Maybe Lemmy, just to alert him to the prostate cancer in time. I would have loved for him to make it to 80. Just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 well, me.... i don't think i would get any important answers from historical figures to mysteries. if i did, i'm not sure i would believe it, or even if i did, know what to with what i was told. so i think instead....i would spend those 30 minutes smoking weed with george washington. I was guessing that, given your apparent disdain for capitalization, you might choose E.E. Cummings. I think I might choose J.F.K. "You got 30 minutes John, name all the famous women you slept with." Might take that long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 with any human ever born, not immediate family, dead or alive. who is it what do you say/do/ask? There's all kindsa dbag social media for that. rct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookery Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 Sir Winston Churchill Just to say thank you for saving us in our hour of need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
american cheez Posted June 2, 2017 Author Share Posted June 2, 2017 I was guessing that, given your apparent disdain for capitalization, you might choose E.E. Cummings. that was clever, thanks for the laugh :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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