merciful-evans Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 When that obnoxious drunk in Southampton threatens "I'd knock your block off if you wasn't so old" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 When you go to get a hair cut and for the first time they ask.. Do you want your eyebrows tidied up... 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Scales Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 you realise you've been on the Gibson Lounge (a term which I now assume has creepy psychiatrist undertones) so long that when you started Rabs was in his thirties!!! (feck, that's a fifth of my life ago...) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 wake up with a head full of great plans to fill your day. and don't do any of them. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 .... and can't remember half of them by the time you finish your coffee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBSinTo Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 Waking up is always the first major accomplishment of any day. RBSinTo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted March 12 Author Share Posted March 12 8 hours ago, 'Scales said: you realise you've been on the Gibson Lounge (a term which I now assume has creepy psychiatrist undertones) so long that when you started Rabs was in his thirties!!! (feck, that's a fifth of my life ago...) Ha, Damn.. Thats so true... I am old its confirmed ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 You discover that 10cc's The Original Soundtrack was released 49 years ago. Christ, I'm old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 ...you've forgotten more than you ever knew. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike CT Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 When you refer to Janick Gers as the new guy in Iron Maiden even though he joined the band in 1990. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 When I have to take Advil almost every morning to function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 13 minutes ago, Retired said: When I have to take Advil almost every morning to function. Gotcha beat. Aleve. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) ...When it's 15 months on from your original injury and you are still in constant pain. Edited March 14 by jdgm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 When you read the “Today's Birthdays” column in the newspaper, and don't recognize the names of anyone 45 or younger. Notes ♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrairieDog Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 (edited) 20 hours ago, Notes_Norton said: When you read the “Today's Birthdays” column in the newspaper, and don't recognize the names of anyone 45 or younger. Notes ♫ There was a shooting at a bar that I used to hang out at a while ago. The victims were in their 30s/40s. In concern, I rapidly scanned the article for any names I recognized. Then it struck me…anyone I knew would be 60/70. 🤦♂️ Edited March 16 by PrairieDog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 On 3/13/2024 at 9:54 PM, ksdaddy said: Gotcha beat. Aleve. Not really, Aleve does nothing for me. I feel better with 2 Advils. I have tried Tylenall and others, to no effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 I shot the breeze with a dolphin once, We just clicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 1 minute ago, merciful-evans said: I shot the breeze with a dolphin once, We just clicked. When you think you just posted on the Stupid Jokes thread 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 When you occasionally develop some sort of skin rash, and never (even for a second) think it might be a Sexually Transmitted Disease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 When you start associating the word "Shingles" with a painful viral rash, as opposed to the things on your roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted March 20 Share Posted March 20 You know you’re getting old when you consider sneezing and peeing at the same time as multi-tasking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 When you walk into your local auto parts store and tell the young kid behind the counter (who is staring at his cell phone) that you need "Points" for your 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle, AND (with a befuddled expression), he replies, "What are Points?". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheepdog1969 Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 16 hours ago, Sheepdog1969 said: When you walk into your local auto parts store and tell the young kid behind the counter (who is staring at his cell phone) that you need "Points" for your 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle, AND (with a befuddled expression), he replies, "What are Points?". Reply to myself: Bob Segar sang about "points". "Points on her own, sitting way up high, way up firm and high" Too bad Bob didn't mention how to check the coil. Thanks for nothing Bob! Excuse me. I have to go out and yell at some kids who are walking across my lawn. Dollars to donuts, I bet none of those darn kids know what points or a coil is either! Grumble, grumble, grumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted March 22 Share Posted March 22 A 1967 Barracuda Formula S had dual points. Those were the days. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted March 23 Share Posted March 23 When your wife hires a handsome, fit Pool Boy. And you don't even have a swimming pool. 🥲 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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